Malaprop McGrumpypants

alloutofkey:

immafuckinunicorn:

If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.

I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.

Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.

Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.

Why did you go and peel the orange? You made it all sticky on my brand new door hinge.

It’ll be in the top 10 for sure. >_>

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