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thedailywhat: Dog Bites Woman of the Day: Anchorwoman Kyle Dyer of Denver’s 9News released a statement this afternoon saying she was okay after being bitten in the face by a dog during a live broadcast. The scary incident took place after Dyer knelt down to pet the 85-pound Argentine mastiff, who became something of a local celebrity after being rescued by firefighters from a lake he fell into while pursuing a coyote. Dyer was taken to the hospital, where she is currently resting. Doctors listed her condition as “fair.” Max (full name: Gladiator Maximus), meanwhile, will be quarantined for 10 days. Officials cited his owner, Michael Robinson, for being unable to control the dog and not updating the dog’s rabies vaccination. Video of the bite below: [7news / westword.] Well, she stuck her face up in the dog’s kool- aide and she didn’t even know the flavor. I would have bit her too if she did that too me.

thedailywhat:

Dog Bites Woman of the Day: Anchorwoman Kyle Dyer of Denver’s 9News released a statement this afternoon saying she was okay after being bitten in the face by a dog during a live broadcast.

The scary incident took place after Dyer knelt down to pet the 85-pound Argentine mastiff, who became something of a local celebrity after being rescued by firefighters from a lake he fell into while pursuing a coyote.

Dyer was taken to the hospital, where she is currently resting. Doctors listed her condition as “fair.”

Max (full name: Gladiator Maximus), meanwhile, will be quarantined for 10 days. Officials cited his owner, Michael Robinson, for being unable to control the dog and not updating the dog’s rabies vaccination.

Video of the bite below:

[7news / westword.]

Well, she stuck her face up in the dog’s kool- aide and she didn’t even know the flavor. I would have bit her too if she did that too me.

8 February 2012 • reblog: thedailywhat