March 2012
68 posts
Watchguitarmanjb:
the best video ever.
February 2012
68 posts
Bad Writing
I’m watching The River, and the boat is stranded. The lady is radioing for someone to pick them up at an unknown location. Then she goes, “Whiskey, Tango Foxtrot,” as if she’s giving a fancy lost code, then “MAYDAY!”
Summary: “Help! we’re have no location, but find us. WTF?! MAYDAY!”
Also, the acting is terrible.
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Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
fine, Facebook
I won’t say happy birthday to friends with birthdays today…I was just trying to be nice.
:P
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I haven’t bought a t-shirt in over a month…
I think there must be something wrong with me.
There's a loop bus on campus that plays epic...
stephanielynnn:
It’s honestly the best thing ever. It makes going to class feel like a quest.
I use to talk to that bus driver a lot. No one ever said anything nice about him, but he plays soundtracks like the one from POTC, so he’s cool in my book.
The other awesome driver is the guy who narrates like he’s giving mock. ”9/10 Antisocial Sciences” And he plays rock...
I didn't even get his name *sarcastic sniff*
I had a customer last night who kept “asking for help” as a way of trying to flirt with me. He called me a “tall healthy girl” from somewhere in Europe (that was definitely not a part of my heritage).
He bugged me three or four times. The second to last time he was talking to me, he looked at my hair sticking out of the back of my bandanna get-up:
Because it’s...
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In the back where my iPod is playing
Coworker: Is that Doctor Who..."I am the Doctor"?
Me: ....Noooo.. >.>...
Us: *Shared nerdy moment*
Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?geekingermany69 then sign up as ''geekingermany69'' and view premium inbox
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YEAH!
I just confused Google’s predict-a-search!
Apparently not many people search “suits for lesbians”
Google: Suits for less?, large men? less than 500? WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!! I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!!
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whut?
I was watching the news and there was a man who was is suing a restaurant that goes by the name of the Heart Attack Grill because he had a heart attack while eating a triple bi-pass burger.
This is a place that lets people who are over 400 lbs to eat for free. Some of their food is 8000 calories. So duh.
I swear people are getting dumber exponentially. What’s funny is that he’ll...
My iPod was called Eclectic
He meant it in a good way, and he said that a lot of people say they listen to “a lot of different music,” but they really don’t. But I do.
What’s funny is that I don’t even have that big of a music library. Just lots of random shit. :D
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Klingon Linguistics
Linguistics Professor: For instance, while English does not have this particular sound, other language, like say...uh, Klingon, does!
Linguistics Professor:
Linguistics Student:
Linguistics Student: You said it wrong. It's actually pronounced like this
Linguistics Student:
Correlations in linguistic data →
syntactician:
Geoff Pullum at Language Log recently reluctantly (because it’s not yet published) commented on a paper by a Yale economist, Keith Chen. In this paper, Chen argues that if your language has a grammatical future tense marker, you are less likely to save money, live healthily etc because the future seems like some other time, not to be worried about now. If your language uses present...
So, linguistics community of tumblr, we really...
YES! Including blank stares, and drool
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I'm not the biggest fan of country...
…But I think Whitney Houston ruined Dolly Parton’s ”I will always love you.”
Mostly because it’s loud screaming. No one actually knows that Whitney stole it, and that bugs me too.
With all this hype, I just wanted to share that tidbit.
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So Taubarn poked me in the eye
With the sapphire star sword. I was trying to check on my mameshiba and I forgot he was dual-wielding.
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So..what does one do with a Linguistics degree?... →
NO! Well not necessarily. But this kind of shit.
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Making Playlists
Makes me feel better. Especially when they’re nerdy.
Also, put-putting around the neighborhood makes for lots of happy…except my hips. They can bear children, but they can’t quite bear a motorcycle.
Can I also say, that “bearing a child” doesn’t seem to use the right kind of bear/bare…but apparently that’s right….
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Looks like I'm going to Idaho this summer
I didn’t get the internship. I thought I’d at least qualify for a phone interview. ‘scuse me while I was down my sorrows with some chocolate milk and The Golden Girls.
alloutofkey:
immafuckinunicorn:
If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.
Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.
Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.
Why did you go and peel the orange?...
Yay new followers!
I think some of you may have gotten lost. But that’s okay. I will enjoy your company nonetheless.