January 2012
103 posts
December 2011
72 posts
I will spend the rest of my life sick. At least it feels that way because my body refuses to sleep and get better. Hurray for Internet distractions!!
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
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Best pick-up line ever.
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
That would probably work on me.
Today I watched Doctor Who at the Proms
and I learned that the soprano singing the song of the Ood was not in fact a soprano. He was falsetto.
I was about to sniffle and tear up until they showed who was singing. I never knew.
He was very fabelhaft, though
Real Life:
nerdquirks:
In Spanish class the other day, my teacher asked us what the word “incendio” meant.
And I was like OH NO MAN, I GOT THIS.
And I said “fire”.
He asked me how I knew that and I told him it was a Harry Potter spell. And I felt compelled to act it out like this:
Everyone in the room was like:
But my friends were like:
500 hundred nerd points to that...
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The lights went out at work
I couldn’t get to my car because it was behind an electronic moving gate. Then I stepped on a nail trying to get back round front because the sidewalk is closed. Then my dad picked me up from work. I got home and my manager called me back. -_-
I stayed late. Then I inhaled a milkshake with Lynna at In-n-out.
My brain is sooo fried that I cannot put any more effort/creativeness to tell you...
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Well that is awkward. How is it after all this time she can still make feel like a left out loser wanna-be with no friends?? Gah!
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This comic amuses me. →
I just wish they were more frequent
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Can't. Sleep.
Every time I shut my eyes, I see the building and the body from the nightmare. It threw me off for most of the day. To the point of me needing bandages on three of my fingers from chewing. Gross, I know. Now my brain won’t turn off and I’m thinking of stupid shit that is unrelated. Segfhifghfeyhdrhd!!!!
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I can see myself voting for him. There's a glimmer... →
I mean, he made a Parody of Perry’s video. The shitty part is that no one wants to talk about him because he’s gay. Assholes.
First Day at the Second Job
in one gif:
I fell down the stair at bbi.
I say stair because there was only one after the door. I didn’t know it was there..
That awkward moment when you spell a word and it... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
You’re like:
“Wait, is that right?”
Then you look it up and it’s right and you’re like:
“Why did it look so weird?”
This is a cool blog to follow
Are you smarter than a 5th grader asked how many As were in Niagara Falls. I spelled it N-I-A-G-R-A…
It was a first grade spelling question…apparently (I spelled that wrong too. Thank god for spell...
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