February 2011
21 posts
January 2011
45 posts
OMG Why choose and White Shoes sound the SAME!
I just listened to the most deeply shallow conversation of my life. I can’t even put into words.
Worst off, one the girls in a Linguistics minor. Why?! She won’t last. That’s why she’s a psych major. I laugh at your stupidity: LOL n00b
How I feel when I'm at school:
femalebridge:
lafieranegredo:
Buzz makes life better. He really does.
who read it in his voice come on. you know you did
yes, I did. Fortunately the idiots fade a bit once you go to college…
Chilling with Orbit
That would Lynna’s dog. It’s 8 in the morning and I thought I was sleeping in. It turns out Lynna gets up really early to get to work. >_< That would also be why my head felt like it weighed 400 lbs: it was too early to be awake
I can't hurt you →
Why does this keep happening to me?
aafrophone:
I wish he wasn’t straight. ha.
story of my life… just needs an s.
You Couldn’t Make It Up →
lgbtlaughs:
I found this on notalwaysright.com:
(My job is to call people and pitch the brand of make-up my company sells. I call and an obviously really young girl answers the phone.)
Little Girl: “Hello?”
Me: “Hi, may I talk to the lady of this residence?”
Little Girl: “That’s me.”
Me: “I mean, may I talk to your mom?”
Little Girl: “I have two dads.”
Me: “Oh well, never mind then....
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Getting High
Off life. Actually…off of missing a liter a blood. I don’t remember where I put it… hmmm But this weekend has been awesome.
Friday, for the first time, I donated blood. I know…finally. Stanford came by and was handing out tote bags and ice cream coupons for donations. I was down.
I found out that I have wonderful blood pressure and a good amount of hemoglobin in my...
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Couples of the world! Or at least tumblr...
Being the annoying cutesy couple does not make you more in love. -_- I don’t want to see parts of her that I shouldn’t. I get it…two’s a party, threes a crowd. But I live here…and he doesn’t. So piss off.
Making out at 90 decibels, while pleasant for you, is unenjoyable for the rest of the world within the 100 feet radius.
Boo boo bear hangs out with Yogi at...
Thank you, Rachelle for giving me something to do
7 Deadly Sins Challenge.
Pride- seven great things about yourself
1. I’m funny…sometimes ish. o.O
2. I can reach those things on the shelf you wish you could reach…without the step stool
3. I’m musically inclined. (although rhythmically challenged…when it comes to dancing)
4. I have an ability to get along with anyone when I want to
5. I’ve discovered...
rachellesierra:
geekingermany replied to your post: 7 Deadly Sins Challenge.
I wish we had gone to school together. I think we would’ve gotten along really well.
Yes! I always loved seeing you at the band kid events! Just another reason why people said I belonged in the grade above the one I’m in. Ahaha.
“And THAT’S how we’re gonna fucking rob the bank, BITCH!”
I mean…not that we...
The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010 we...
daniellaaaaox:
Yes, but we don’t have polio, or leprosy anymore…or it’s at the point where we can get rid of it quickly… hardly anyone gets the mumps or the measles these days. We have planes that have broken the sound barrier.
oh yes and we have this thing…called the internet. Pretty freakin cool if you ask me…..
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Grr
I can’t procrastinate like I could last quarter because all of my favorite shows are on a break of some kind.
How am I suppose to go on with my life? Someone is trying to make me do my homework.
Bastards.
SeoulBrother: "Nigger" →
seoulbrother:
It’s that time of year again where we discuss the word “nigger.” Seems like it was just yesterday when Oprah popularized the daytime-TV-safe “n-word”—I’m surprised that it didn’t make Word of the Year, but then again, I’m not. No matter how much you try to sugarcoat it, “nigger” makes people uncomfortable. This time the discussion is pegged to NewSouth Books’ “nigger”-free version...
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: World-renowned astrophysicist Neil deGrasse “Pluto Killer” Tyson explains to Stephen Colbert and viewers named Bill O’Reilly what really makes sea levels rise and fall.
(Spoiler Alert: It’s not God.)
[colbert.]
lost a follower. Probably because I keep reblogging…don’t care.
That awkward moment when homophobes think their...
-lightsareon:
If it weren’t illegal, I’d totally do that.
Watchaafrophone:
fuck yeah!!!
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THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
FOREVER REBLOG.
i just sat here for 30 minutes with this
i just died like 232 times. looooove
AMAZING
AWESOME!!! YAY!