Malaprop McGrumpypants

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23 May 2013 • reblog: questionall

berlynn-wohl:

claricedemedici:

dareandwriteitdown:

egredi:

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

mine go ding when there’s stuff

Mine are the real

My breasts can always tell when it’s gonna rain…well they can tell when it’s raining.

Mine let me and everyone else know when it’s cold….
>_>

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23 May 2013 • reblog: imjust-thatawkward

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

I don’t always stop watching, I might pause for a while….

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22 May 2013 • reblog: the-vashta-nerada

thisurge:

anti-realism:

kymethra:

thehappyfangirl:

louder-louder-louder:

synecdoche:

gonna hand this out to everyone who has ever made me cry by making fun of the way i pronounce certain things

“respite”

“epistolary”

“rhetoric”

“grovel”

“clique”

Hermione

(Source: gruntledandhinged, via e-nv-ious)

22 May 2013 • reblog: gruntledandhinged

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

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22 May 2013 • reblog: hotanimegirl

looz-y:

izanyanorihara:

constantcalibrations:

swervesbar:

people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp

People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead

People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’

finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night

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22 May 2013 • reblog: swervesbar

Dowling Duncan and redesigning the American Dollar:

Why the size?
We have kept the width the same as the existing dollars. However we have changed the size of the note so that the one dollar is shorter and the 100 dollar is the longest. When stacked on top of each other it is easy to see how much money you have. It also makes it easier for the visually impaired to distinguish between notes.

Why a vertical format?
When we researched how notes are used we realized people tend to handle and deal with money vertically rather than horizontally. You tend to hold a wallet or purse vertically when searching for notes. The majority of people hand over notes vertically when making purchases. All machines accept notes vertically. Therefore a vertical note makes more sense.

Why different colors?
It’s one of the strongest ways graphically to distinguish one note from another.

Why these designs?
We wanted a concept behind the imagery so that the image directly relates to the value of each note. We also wanted the notes to be educational, not only for those living in America but visitors as well. Each note uses a black and white image depicting a particular aspect of American history and culture. They are then overprinted with informational graphics or a pattern relating to that particular image.

$1 – The first African American president
$5 – The five biggest native American tribes
$10 – The bill of rights, the first 10 amendments to the US Constitution
$20 – 20th Century America
$50 – The 50 States of America
$100 – The first 100 days of President Franklin Roosevelt. During this time he led the congress to pass more important legislations than most presidents pass in their entire term. This helped fight the economic crises at the time of the great depression. Ever since, every new president has been judged on how well they have done during the first 100 days of their term.