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Anonymous said: Is it okay to wear SOME clothing during the naked run/first rain? For example like a pair of briefs or something? Or is that not allowed?

ucsc:

no point in wearing clothes. it’s called the “naked run” for a reason. i do not support “nearly naked runners.” i hope someone brings back the tradition of cutting off peoples clothes (underwear) who show up to the naked run.

I saw people undies and shoes, (I carried a bathrobe to eliminate the post walk of shame) and have never seen anyone cut clothes. It’s dangerous to run at people who are also running with scissors. And well, it’s assault and damage to property.  In my 4 years, and three post-grad connections, I’ve never heard of that happening.

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childrenmilk:

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frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

I wanna know why they just assumed that people weren’t wearing hella foundation.

I fucking love Dawson’s Creek

New Found Glory is a Bunch of whiny BS and I can name like 2 90’s sitcoms that we good.

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childrenmilk:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

I wanna know why they just assumed that people weren’t wearing hella foundation.

I fucking love Dawson’s Creek

New Found Glory is a Bunch of whiny BS and I can name like 2 90’s sitcoms that we good.

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27 July 2014 reblog: theacheofmodernism kids are fucking stupid. This includes me as a kid


Thank goodness I’m a linguist..

At my client’s request, we’re gonna work on verbs in English. Of course, I picked out all the really common irregular verbs, and although I know what past participles are, I wanted some help watering it down as to not cause any confusion, and I ended up confusing myself.

One website discussed using past participles as adjectives, and yes you can say The boy taken to hospital has recovered, and also more directly like The stolen artifact. But they forgot to mention that it does not go well with strictly intransitive verbs (some work, but it’s weird).

Anyway I was gonna tell my client this until I came to the word sat, and tried to make adjective: The sat chair? The sat-in chair? The satted chair? The laughed joke? *hyperventilates* But I figured it out. I still got it!

27 July 2014 So I write this here instead of being productive personal linguistics speech pathology speech language pathology


aafrophysling:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

No fucking way

I think it’s just cuz they wanted to portray him as a stereotypical surfer dude. I don’t think the jelly high is related…

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gazzymouse:

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crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

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nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Then they’d say something about how McDonald’s is a crappy job and how they want get away, and the response is, “In this economy, at least you have one.”

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maireadmalesco:

I love orange is the new black.

maireadmalesco:

I love orange is the new black.

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notchicken:

notchicken:

guess what I just got!!!

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meet Spartacus everyone….

Even the dog disapproves ya’ll.

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A good trick, is to pump to the tune of "Stayin’ Alive" by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

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26 July 2014 reblog: dundermifflinscranton I just did a CPR class do not give CPR to the beat of the song its super ineffective