Malaprop McGrumpypants


Science to the rescue!

I’d fake an identity to vote twice


Science to the rescue!

I’d fake an identity to vote twice

20 April 2014 reblog: georgetakei

20 April 2014




how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education


what the fuck


(via psychicpsycho)

20 April 2014 reblog: trillow-deactivated20130822 but property taxes?



god bless

happy easter, everyone!

20 April 2014 reblog: feistyfrank There's a joke I want to make but I can't because I'm too tired to word it properly but it has to do with Jews and the second coming of Christ. And stuff.


Rubeus Remus Potter. You were named after the only two people at Hogwarts who seemed to give shit about me, because come on who else would I name you after? A verbally abusive dickbag who was in love with my mum and gave me shit all my life and someone who convinced a bunch of children that they needed to be soldiers? What kind of awful aspirations would that make you end up having? Come on son I’m not an idiot…

It sounds better too.

(via stovebuscemi)

20 April 2014 reblog: dangerhamster

This show is 30 years old and there are still stupid people out there.

(Source: sonicbookmark, via lgbtlaughs)

20 April 2014 reblog: sonicbookmark

By anonymous request [x]

(Source: thatchickwiththegifs, via fionapop)

19 April 2014 reblog: thatchickwiththegifs


I should read more. I read a lot on my own when I’m not in school but once I have ~*scholarly obligations*~ reading becomes really difficult. I have little time for pleasure reading and any reading I have to do for school gets done at a snail’s pace.

I really think reading more will get me writing more, too. That’s what I really miss.

I feel you. I read way less during school cuz of stupid textbook reading gets me down

19 April 2014 reblog: rachellesierra





do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via myinsidesareallwrong)

19 April 2014 reblog: kul5ara


"stop saying straight men are weak and pathetic" 

i had to listen to a man describe how the fact that his girlfriend’s farts are louder and stronger than his is making him feel self conscious and emasculated on the radio today 


(via lgbtlaughs)

19 April 2014 reblog: floozys he should stay away from me then